Monday 25 October 2010

A 4-Point Plan To Revive The Sport Of Boxing


The once-great sport of boxing is not what it was. Except for a small pool of loyal fans, and the occasional high-profile bout, such as the upcoming Haye-Harrison contest, the public have lost interest.

Once the domain of heroes and stars, boxing is now almost a fringe sport. But it needn’t be. Here is my simple, 4-point plan to revive it.

Before I start I should just declare my own interest in boxing. I have a brother-in-law who is a top pro, and I have worked as a ring announcer. Both have given me some insight into the sport, but, really, I am little more than an enthusiastic spectator. Sometimes, however, it takes an outsider to see what needs to be done.

In this article I want to focus on boxing in the UK, but there is one major point that needs addressing on the global level:

1. One Belt For Each Weight Division. 


There are too many bodies governing the sport. Five world heavyweight title belts is four too many. The value of a title belt has been diluted almost to oblivion. How does one unify the bodies? That is the seemingly impossible task. Someone with a lot of charisma and a lot of capital is needed, someone who can make each individual body realise that owning a 20 or 30% stake in the world’s only boxing body is worth a great deal more than full ownership of something that is depreciating in value as each year passes.

Ali: The Most Famous Man In The World?
2. Get Some Boxing Highlights On Terrestrial TV. 


When I grew up in the 1970s boxing was as big a sport as football. Mohammed Ali was the most famous man in the world. Everyone knew him. Everyone knew Sugar Ray Leonard, Marvin Hagler, Henry Cooper, Larry Holmes, Mike Tyson.  In the 1980s dear Frank Bruno was one of the most known faces in the country.

Then in the late part of that decade boxing began to move off terrestrial TV and onto Sky. That’s when it started to slide out of the mainstream.

Take Joe Calzaghe. His record makes him the greatest British boxer of all time. Yet he’s no household name. My mum and dad wouldn’t know him if he walked down the street. Yet they’d recognize any Man Utd player.

Do You Know This Man?

Until David Haye’s high-profile fight against Nikolai Valuev, he was not well known outside of sport, despite his obvious star quality. Yet his win against Mormeck in Paris was one of the greatest overseas victories by any British boxer.

The public are not as familiar with boxing’s biggest stars as they should be. It’s because they don’t see them on terrestrial TV.

I’m not denigrating Sky. It’s just that I cannot emphasize enough the power of terrestrial TV. I am a stand-up comic and I see it all the time. There are hundreds of comics who have been good for ages, but are unknown, they get a slot on Michael McIntyre’s Roadshow and they’re famous overnight. They can suddenly sell out an entire tour, just by storming a five-minute slot. Even in this new internet era, terrestrial TV still puts your mug in everybody’s living room.

We need to get boxing back onto terrestrial TV again, to increase the profile of the sport and its participants. The problem is how.

Boxers like the pay per view model, as they earn more money out of it. (I happen to think they could earn more through terrestrial TV, by the way. But that’s an argument for another day).


How Much Damage Did He Do?

Terrestrial TV, meanwhile, after ‘Fraudley’ is wary, to say the least, of boxing.

It is hard to understate the damage Audley Harrison did to boxing with his stint at the BBC. The BBC were tempted to return the sport to our screens, but they got their fingers burnt so badly burnt by this series of mismatched bouts that they now daren’t touch boxing, apart from that brief contract with Amir Khan.

ITV flirted with boxing, but ran out of money and confidence at just the wrong time. The Froch-Taylor World Middleweight Title fight of 2009 was another stunning overseas win for a British fighter. It’s one of the best bouts of recent years, with Froch stopping his opponent with just 14 seconds to go. Yet ITV didn’t show it until the next day, and then only on ITV 4.

In the short-term, one solution is a highlights show that does for boxing what Match Of The Day does for football. Then, at least, the broadcaster has some control over the quality of the content.

Terrestrial TV will come back to boxing if boxing can find a way of delivering a quality product consistently. Boxers will come back to terrestrial TV if they think they can earn more money out of it than through PPV. We must marry the two.

3. Pit Equally Matched Boxers Against Each Other.  


Many promoters seem more concerned with protecting the record of their fighter than they are with putting on a good show. So you get these boring mismatches. They don’t do anyone any favours and ultimately erode the public’s trust in the sport. Audley Harrison at the BBC is one example. The Klitschko brothers are another, although to be fair to them there has been a shortage of opposition. I’ve watched some Frank Warren nights at the York Hall and wondered why I bothered coming out.

Promoters need to take bigger risks with their fighters and put on more equally-matched contests. Everyone benefits. The viewing public, the broadcasters – and ultimately the fighters. They’ll become better fighters if they’re stretched.

Dodson vs Quigley: The Fight Of 2009?

Tony Dodson vs Tony Quigley for the British Super Middleweight Title was probably the British bout of 2009. Why? Because they were both brave, they both ‘wanted it’ desperately and because they were equally matched. It really isn’t rocket science.

One way to achieve this, might be for the sport to have a clearer structure to it, with a national and international rankings system, one that is (dream on) agreed on by all the governing bodies. I’m sure with such a system promoters would find it easier to negotiate with each other and we would thus see more fights and better fights.

4. Improve The TV Coverage


There is a great deal the broadcasters can do to improve the sport. Boxing needs a face, a Harry Carpenter, a charismatic character that people associate with the sport. The closest thing we have at the moment is Steve Bunce.

The Face And Voice Of Boxing

Boxing needs a voice as well. I like Radio 5’s Mike Costello, I like John Rawlings, but where is TV’s answer to the great American commentator, ‘The Colonel’ Bob Sheridan? Who is boxing’s Alan Green?

Boxing is full of great characters, but many of the pundits are not outspoken. Where is boxing's Geoffrey Boycott? Even if they don’t agree with it, people respond to strong opinion. We need more wit, more outspoken opinion and more insight.

Similarly, boxing coverage has not developed in the way that, say, football or cricket has. Look how much imagination has gone into finding new ways to analyse football and cricket: wonderful camerawork, new technologies, supreme statistics. Do the same with boxing. Give us more angles, more stats, find a way of measuring punch power, the calories a boxer has burnt, distance covered, energy expended, measure his body-fat ratio, anything. Give us stats. Give us insight. Give us analysis. Give us opinion.

Let's Get Ready To Rumble ...

Finally, the MCs. I confess I have an agenda here, as I have been one. But the current crop of ring announcers are second-rate. They may as well be announcing trains the way they sound.  And as for their appearance, a couple of them look like they’re attending the gala night of a geography teachers’ convention. UK boxing needs an MC with a bit of class, a bit of style a bit of panache: a rival to Michael Buffer of ‘Let’s get ready to rumble’ fame. It can’t be that hard to find someone, can it?


Saturday 23 October 2010

How To Sort Out Most Of The World's Problems Overnight

A simple, but fundamental change to the monetary systems around the globe could , almost overnight :


  • Put a stop to the horrendous wars waged by governments across the globe.
  • Get rid of the social injustice and dependence created by welfare states .
  • Eliminate horrendous government waste and malinvestment, and the distortions in the economy that government has created.
  • Shrink the awful gulf between rich and poor.
  • Dramatically slow the voracious rape of the earth that is perpetrated by individual greed and big business.
  • Make the world a free-er, fairer place.
  • Bring down the inflated asset prices, such as London houses, to levels that normal people on normal salaries can afford. 
  • Make basic essentials such as healthcare and education affordable again.
  • Restore old fashioned values, the family unit and a sense of community and communal responsibility.
  • Lots of other things too.
All that we need to introduce an alternative to the protectionsist, racketeering system of state-issued currency. Allow the free market - ie the buyer and the seller - to decide what it wants to use as money. Everything else will take care of itself.

This may sound far-fetched, but I urge you to read my detailed essay on this subject, here at the Financial Sense website

Alternatively you can download or play an audio version below of through these links : to  the podcast site, or to the MP3.



Wednesday 20 October 2010

Zombie Film Conceit

I don't know as much about Zombie lore as some, but, since I'll never get round to writing the screenplay, here's my idea for a zombie film, or at least my conceit for a twist on the form.  (If you make it, please give me a part).


A recent documentary for Nat Geo (which I narrated) , The Truth About Zombies , argued that cult leaders can hypnotize their followers into doing the most ridiculous and horrendous things (9:11 Attacks; the mass suicide of Jim Jones' followers etc), while they lose all sense of their own identity. Thus, in a way, they are zombies.

The notion of the zombie is said to derive from the slave culture of Haiti. And if you imagine the slave, slowly, mindlessly plodding away in a Haitian field, all purpose, life and identity taken away from him, and you can see how the notion came about. (This image is actually of the Southern US)




My idea for a zombie film is to follow the conventions of the form, at least initially. We are in the modern world; a zombie infection breaks out; a few survivors missed the cause of the infection, strive to save themselves, eventually do so and save the world from the zombies. 

I'll explain the twist in a moment. But here are a couple of scenes. 

The image of the (Haitian) Voodoo ritual , where, to pulsating drumming,  a dancer goes into a trance as the witch doctor hypnotizes him or her is pretty compelling.



In my film we have a scene in a nightclub , a really groovy, sexy club. Scantily dressed people are dancing, we have throbbing music, sweaty dancers. But the whole club goes into this trance - and comes out of the other side a zombie. 



(For some reason our hero was meant to go the club, but didn't. Perhaps he had a row with his girlfriend, whatever).

Then we pull back and realize that meanwhile, across the country everyone has been going into this zombie trance as a result of being hypnotized by whatever they were watching on the TV. In fact, whatever electronic media they were consuming has consumed them.

This is not your traditional, rabies-like spread of the zombie virus. Instead there is some kind of mass mind control going on. That is the conceit. Almost everyone , except a contrarian few, has been hypnotized into zombification, like cult followers are brainwashed.. And the more people that are enslaved to this, the more the mind-control spreads and the harder it is to resist.

An evil villain is behind it all, we gradually learn. He has taken control of all media and is trying to turn the whole world into his slaves.

Somehow our hero and his band of brothers have to survive the zombies, work out how this has come about, get to the villain, overcome him and free the world.